From Rue's WTF Files:
On a recent trip to 3510 S. Michigan, I found myself on the 5th floor. I checked the wall map and found the section where the superintendent is housed. I couldn't help but notice that no one can access that part of the 5th floor without a special card. So there I was, in uniform, on a legitimate police errand - and I couldn't get into the southwest section of the 5th floor.
That begs the question: What is Jody afraid of? Why is he holed up and hiding in a secure area of HQ?
For the most part only police can access the upper floors, because you need a visitor's pass to get in. So why all the security? Why is that floor the only one secured like that?
The only rational reason I can come up with is that he's scared. He's afraid that some copper is going to go up there, and bitch-slap him. Not that I'm condoning or advocating violence. I'm just envisioning that retarded doofus getting the taste slapped out of his mouth. Ah, a boy can dream....