A group of Norwegian nuns are .... wait, no....a group of white teens from St. Ignacius college prep...hold up, I can't hear myself think now....a group of Asian teens who attend The Latin School.....Oh right! That's it! I got it now .... a group of Black and/or Hispanic men are beating and robbing people in Lincoln Park.
Whew! That was close.
I almost couldn't figure out what the ethnicity of the attackers is.
This story highlights why Conceal & Carry laws are on the books. If a couple of these victims had a snubby, it'd be night-night for Joe-Joe, Booty and Boo.
This case sounds alot like the "Steaming" gang attacks in London from a few years ago. Storyhere.
Back to Chicago:
Since the victims are all White, I guess I can at least expect that when the police catch the offenders, Hate Crime statutes will be applied to aggravate the criminal charges.
Oh wait! Shit! Blacks cannot be racists. How silly of me.....