26 May 2009

You Might be Taliban If ....

"YOU MAY BE TALIBAN IF ..."

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford
shoes.

3. You have more wives than teeth.

4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against..

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.

10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

So true!!

Anonymous said...

How many of those cops out there bought their own M-4 rifles? Aren't they expensive? How many of them are just waiting to shoot someone? Ever notice the one's who took the training for them are all the goofs on the dept.????

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
How many of those cops out there bought their own M-4 rifles? Aren't they expensive? How many of them are just waiting to shoot someone? Ever notice the one's who took the training for them are all the goofs on the dept.????

7:41 AM

A little jealous are we? First of all, Deputy Dumpling, if you didn't drink so much you wouldn't be afraid to take a power test. And second, Officer Oblong, if you didn't spend so much money in the bar you could save enough to buy your very own M4.

Let's figure this out, you powerful genius, you. M4 about a grand. 6 cheap drafts 7 nights a week, at least $100. Stop drinking until mid-August and you will have enough money.

Wanna take the challenge, powder puff?

Anonymous said...

Why buy a weapon that they will never let you shoot on the street. It's just another paper weight to lug around. Just like when I retire, my duty weapon will get turned in with my tin star. I never carry off-duty and I don't want the liability of off-duty carry. The city will always look for some way to get out of covering you.

Anonymous said...

This morning (Tuesday) a .357 marked casing was recovered at a shooting scene. The strange thing is that this .357 (H&P)casing had the neck sized down. Perhaps for chambering into a semi-auto?
Secondly: The base-rim of the casing was the same diameter as the lower part of the casing unlike that of a revolver cartridge that has a broader base-rim to keep the cartridge from sliding into the cylinder. heads up, bros! be careful out there.

May 20, 2009 11:18 PM Actually, I have passed the power test numerous times. I just think the rifle program sucks. Half those range guys couldn't even pass the power test, and they wish to instruct me on a weapon Uncle Sam taught me how to use? Such a joke...

Anonymous said...

May 20, 2009 11:18 PM Actually, I have passed the power test numerous times. I just think the rifle program sucks. Half those range guys couldn't even pass the power test, and they wish to instruct me on a weapon Uncle Sam taught me how to use? Such a joke...

10:47 AM Ain't that the truth.

Anonymous said...

Ever notice the one's who took the training for them are all the goofs on the dept.????

7:41 AM

Actually, I have passed the power test numerous times. I just think the rifle program sucks. Half those range guys couldn't even pass the power test, and they wish to instruct me on a weapon Uncle Sam taught me how to use? Such a joke...

10:47 AM

Uncle Sam taught me, too. Yes half the range guys make me laugh. And of course the rifle program sucks. That doesn't mean that I am a goof to want to carry one. I can do a house to house or a foot chase with an M4 but I work with plenty of jagoffs (male & female) who couldn't do 5 push-ups but they love to criticize.

Anonymous said...

They should add chin-ups to the power test.

Rue St. Michel said...

I saw that Shore has TIKKA carbines for about $750...that's what I paid for my new Springfield XD45.

Save your pennies and it's possible to get one.

Now, the ammo is another story! ha..ha..

Anonymous said...

Was talking to a few American Legion members from Indiana last night, who are all conceal carry qualified there, and lifetime NRA members. They told me that Cabela's is restricted in the amount of ammo. delivered to them and it sells out the same day it arrives. A great group of proud veterans and very right thinking!!

Anonymous said...

In many strict muslim countries women are for procreation,boys are for fun.

Anonymous said...

They are goofs who carry those rifles. I had some of those strike force guys show up on one of my jobs, all they did was keep harping on is "where's the gun" as they rummaged through the offender's house. Then they fled the area in sneaky fashion. All along with their fancy rifles. Goofs, plain and simple.

Anonymous said...

Remember to get your Power test card. They have the forms at the range.