18 February 2009

St. Baldrick's celebration

".....simulcast is busy - attention all units on CityWide and Zone12 - info for the police...."

Shave your head to conquer kid's cancer

Childhood Cancer-Fighters are trying to raise $10,000 for research.
The steps are easy - you can either shave, be shaved, donate or do all three.

Shave - Register as a "shavee" and ask your family and friends to lend their support as you shave your head. (No crying you sissies!)

Donate - Sponsor a friend, relative or co-worker! If you do not know anyone who is shaving, why not support someone who is? You can register or donate at this here.

Recruit - Recruit a new shavee or even volunteer to help during the event.

Date: March 6, 2009 (Friday)
Time: 0700 to 1900 hrs.
Location: District 025 (5555 W. Grand)


If you have any questions you can call the CAPS office at 312-746-5090

If you call, please insist that Officer Anne Z. have her luxurious mane shaved. If she's so gung-ho, let her know that she should be first and foremost in having her locks sheered. Yes, it is a guilt ploy but it just may work ...


Anonymous said...

Uh oh, some sarge is in trouble now. (At least its not a blue shirt) Going to a woman's home for hanky-panky after kicking her out of a resturant. I hope its not one from 025, they always seem to step in shit. That station is cursed.

Anonymous said...

How many police bitches gonna shave their heads? Make them look like those french sluts who were sleeping with nazi soldiers during WWII.

matt said...

are the eyebrows coming off mate lol??