24 January 2009

Obama jokes

When pressed for an answer as to why they poked fun at John McCain instead of Barack Hussein Obama nearly 7 to 1, the late night television shows all claimed that there wasn't anything funny about Obama.

Well there is now a website of Obama jokes.

Here's a sampling of their fare. I've only culled some of the funnier ones.

Enjoy!

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Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
A. Because it would be racist.

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Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
A. He answers the door when the phone rings.

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Q. Why did Obama think that he had campaigned in 57 states?
A. His heavy pot use has left him a brownie short of a full pan.

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Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
A. It was ours.

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Q. Why will Jimmy Carter vote for Barack Obama?
A. Because Jimmy doesn't want to be the worst President in history.

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Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He's deciding which of his names (Barack Barry Hussein Obama Soetoro) to put on it.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. The ink isn't dry yet.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. Hillary Clinton won't give it back to him.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He wants to surprise us at his swearing in.

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Q. Why won't Obama release his real birth certificate?
A. He accidently smoked it.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It shows that he didn't have a virgin birth.

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Q. Why won't Obama Messiah release his real birth certificate?
A. It got mixed in with his Rezko mortgage records and shredded.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

ON HIS INAUGREACTION DAY HE STATED HE WAS BUSIER THEN A SET OF JUMPER CABLES AT A PUERTO RICAN WEDDING OH BARACK YOU IS DA MAN FO DA FUNNY STUFF

Anonymous said...

Why slam our glorious leader? He will save the country from the financial doom that's pending. He will do away with these assault style weapons which serve no purpose but death dealing.

Ted said...

Take the test.

FIRST QUESTION: Who IS the actual and lawful 44th President of the USA?

ANSWER: Joe Biden

Biden was initially the Acting President for at least 5 minutes under either the Constitution’s Article 2 or the Constitution’s 20th Amendment, from 12:00 Noon 1/20/09, having already taken his Oath of Office and before Obama completed his ‘oath’ at approximately 12:05 PM, 1/20/09. Under the 20th Amendment if the President-elect shall have failed to qualify, or alternatively under Article 2 if the President is unable to discharge the powers and duties, at the time fixed for the beginning of the term, being 12:00 Noon 1/20/09, which ability and/or qualification includes that he take the Article 2 oath “before he enter on the execution of his office,” then either the Presidency shall devolve on the Vice President under Article 2 or the Vice President shall act as President under the 20th Amendment. (The importance of the oath in ‘commencing’ an ‘Obama Presidency’ — rather than merely the 1/20/09 Noon time — is confirmed by the re-take of the ‘oath’ by Obama at the White House on 1/21/09 after the first ‘oath’ was NOT administered by Justice Roberts NOR recited by Obama in the words as required under Article 2.)

This is significant because at such time that the Supreme Court finally rules on the merits on Obama’s disqualification as not being an Article 2 “natural born citizen” (clearly he is NOT), Biden’s automatic status (without needing to take a separate Presidential Oath) of being President would be predicated upon four different bases: First, having been Vice President under Article 2; second, having been Vice President-elect under the 20th Amendment; third, having been actual President in the hiatus before Obama took the ‘oath(s)’; and fourth, retroactively deemed President during the full period of the Obama usurpation so that the acts of the Federal Government under the usurpation can be deemed authorized and/or ratified by Biden’s legitimacy.

SECOND QUESTION: Who will be the 45th President?

ANSWER: Hillary Clinton

One must assume that Bill and Hillary Clinton have been aware of all of the above. Biden’s wife recently “let the cat out of the bag” on the Oprah Show that both Biden and Hillary had considered alternatively Veep or Secretary of State, in either case, setting up Hillary to be President on a vote of the Democratic Congress if need be.

THIRD QUESTION: Is Obama an unwitting victim of this troika or a knowing participant?

ANSWER: Yet undetermined.

Bitches In Blue said...

It's a funny thing about socialists; give one an inch and the next thing you know he'll be president.

Anonymous said...

If Obama is a Socialist (please use caps, friend) then that makes me a Communist. Okay, I am, but one or two socialist programs does not a Socialist make. Obama will be the friend of big business, you wait and see.

"leftisthebest"

Anonymous said...

Liberals suck!

Bitches In Blue said...

If Obama is a Socialist (please use caps, friend) then that makes me a Communist

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Left you are neither a socialist or a communist but a DILUSIONAL LIBERAL. I'm Going to bring you back to reality and soon it will be RIGHTISTHEBEST!!

Anonymous said...

Now, Now, Don't slam our new president. Give him some time to get things going. It will be a wonderful next 4 years.

Anonymous said...

Hey, Bitches, just call it what it is - Right is Right!!! Lefty, just doesn't get it, and IMHO, he of the left has probably never done a damn thing to help anyone, and I doubt he understands the whole concept of sharing.

Anonymous said...

If you want socialism,then vote for National Socialist,the true party of the working man!

Anonymous said...

hey i dont mind obama getting in but this mandatory bowing to mecca 5 times a day is killing my back