08 December 2008

Science strikes again

Happy Monday! Today from the world of science. The lab rats have found a new element to add to the periodic chart.

Lawrence Livermore Laboratories has discovered the heaviest element yet known to science.The new element, Governmentium (Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons, and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert; however, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact. A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2- 6 years. It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes..

This characteristic of morons promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration. This hypothetical quantity is referred to as critical morass.

When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.



Ars longa vita brevis

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yep, Rue-y, and it was perfected under this Commander-in-Chief.

"leftisthebest"

Anonymous said...

hey rue down here in florida and its 11,oo am hear our loyal gov. just got pinched by the feds this morning say it aint true ruey

Bitches In Blue said...

Good one Rue............ Best to you Brother in Blue

Coldtype said...

Just dropping by for motivation Rue. My batteries should be recharged in a day or two. By the way what are thoughts on your governor?

Anonymous said...

gotta say Patti Blogo belongs to that snotty narrow back group of Irish that only knows social climbing and name dropping

Anonymous said...

I don't believe that Patti Blago's parents, the Dick Mell's, are Irish.

Anonymous said...

I understand that RosieO’Donnellium is a close second for heaviest element.

Anonymous said...

400pm hey if shes not she sure acts like it, had a detail at holy name some years back and she was getting out of state vehicle and dress was hiked up around ass and must say shes hot in hi heel boots. she saw me and partner checking her out and she said hey flat foot you looking at my cooch hey ill give you fuckers something to look at and flashed her tiny boobs at us, priest came out and she told him hey father these coppers are looking at my cooch, preiest came out and said now now cops are alaways looking at a womans cooch if you let them tsk tsk come on mrs blago he said you have to carry up the gifts and give the homily and boys quit looking at 1st ladies cooch.

Anonymous said...

11:41 AM

Just wait about a year and Patty Blago will let stare at her cooch all you want. Her man will be up in harvard wisconsin with Ryan.

Anonymous said...

LOOKING AT HER COOCH PRICELESS LMFAO BRAVO

Rue St. Michel said...

....second that! Damn funny 'cooch' story!

Rue