Here's my submission for the official Chicago Olympics bid for 2016.
Daley is hell-bent on getting the 2016 games here, no matter what it takes. He's borrowing money left and right, rigging deals, reducing city services, putting the screws to Chicago citizens to pay more and more - while the people get less and less.
Maybe Daley will follow through on the trend and just fire every cop with 20 years or more or service. That'd be right up Mayor Shortshank's alley.
Well I hope the Olympic Committee is paying attention to Chicago's ever-rising violent crime rate. Maybe they'll get the hint and select a more deserving city.