20 May 2008

Here comes that Happy Day!

There is a significant spring in your humble-narrator's step today as I learned that the hot-air bloviator from Massachusetts Edward "Ted" Kennedy has a malignant brain tumor.

While most of the conservative commentators are quick to say that situations like this 'transcend' politics, and that Teddy should be 'kept in our prayers', I heartedly disagree.

Ted Kennedy, and his corrupt kin, richly deserve to suffer such a fate. I wonder what fat old Teddy is thinking about as he shuffles up and down the halls of Boston Hospital, dragging an IV cart along with him?

Is he thinking about all the damage he's done to this country? Is he wondering if criticizing our troops was worth it? Is the face of Mary Jo Kopechne flashing through his cancer ridden brain? Or how about all the boxes of cash he carried around the country when he and his pederast Nazi-loving father were buying votes to get JFK elected? Or how about when Ted drove around the country buying thousands of crates of his brother's ghost-written book "Profiles in Courag" in order to boost his brother's image in the polls?

I wonder, as a fresh searing jolt of pain streaks across his skull, if he's thinking about all the support for illegal immigration that he's put his significant weight behind? Will thousands of illegals be sending cards to Teddy that say "Que Te Mejores muy pronto!" Unfortunately, as I would tell these 'hard working' illegals - "Con el gracia de Dios, ese pinche maldito panson se va morir muy pronto!"

The Karma train waits for no one, including Edward Kennedy. It is no accident that there is a Kennedy "curse" - they've done plenty to engender ill-will and negative Karma.

Yup - I can think of no better punishment for such a one as Ted as a malignant brain tumor.

For all you atheists out there, listen up: There IS a God!

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yes I hope he dies a slow & painful death

Anonymous said...

Wow, Rue, tell us how you really feel! It almost pains me to say I Totally agree with You, even tho' I wouldn't wish this painful, usually fatal curse on him, it just proves again that what goes around comes around!!! RIP MaryJo!

Anonymous said...

Sick and twisted, just the way I like it. I never thought that a brain tumor could be a good thing.

Anonymous said...

Boy, oh boy, and you neo-cons dare to talk about liberals.

Look, the Mary Jo Kopechne thing was wrong and he should have been indicted. Yet, to dance on his grave albeit prematurely, is plain wrong.

If a leftist were to attack a conservative like this you would be all over him. Yes, Teddy was a member of the elitist class, not unlike many in the GOP. As I have said countless times before, this comes down to class warfare.

The damage done by Teddy pales in comparison to the damage done by Bush I and II. Wake up. Rue-y!! They care nothing about you or yours.

leftistthebest

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
"Boy, oh boy, and you neo-cons dare to talk about liberals."

Feeling left out? (LEFT out, that's a good one!) Okay, I hope ALL liberals get brain tumors, too!

Anonymous said...

This prick is the "moral conscious" of America, I could not agree with RMS more! Well said Sir.

Anonymous said...

You certainly tell it like it is. Funny thing is, I share the same thoughts as you. Jack Townsend was the other asshole I prayed would have a massive stroke and linger for months. Fuck up many careers.

Anonymous said...

years ago a guy owned the Pantages theaters naton wide this was the nbc of its day as it was 24 hour up to date newsreels. old joe kennedy wanted it but the old greek guy who owned didnt want to sell, joe got a 17 year old hooker to go in guys office and rip her clothes and say the greek tried to rape her, this ruioned this man he went to prison joe got what he wanted, years later the girl in a death bed situation confessed that it was a set up so old joe could prosper more, talk about karma brothers.qsgu

Anonymous said...

--so much hate. i feel bad saying this, i was a long-time follower of yours, but this rant undermines the philisophical integrity of your blog.

it's unforgivable, blasphemy even, for you to call your condemnation of this man rationalized by any religious affiliation or patriotism that you have...

Tell me that this is a ruse, something meant to deliberately set us opposite the animal within ourselves, the animosity festering in so many american minds. Isn't that the malignant disease that you mean to address?--our callousness and ignorance?

Or is this really a fatwa, in which case i'm to be lynched too?

Rue St. Michel said...

No dear Reader, my torrid rant was no ruse. It was directed with the force of HellFire towards the man who has done SO MUCH to undermine this country.

He's done almost nothing that wasn't self-serving. He's a murderer, a coward, a drunk, a womanizer and a libertine of the lowest order.

RIP Mary Jo! Burn in Hell Ted, you Pig.

Anonymous said...

TONY BARRY WAS TEDDYS HOUSE BIY AND ALL AROUND PIMP WHEN HE LEFT THE SEMINARY IN IRELAND BY REQUEST AND CAME TO USA AND WAS INTRODUCED TO MORGAN FINLEY REAL OLD TIME IRISH PRICK AND CAME ON JOB AND BECAME A TREACHEROUS PRICK TO BAD HE WONT DIE WITH THE TED MAN