There is a significant spring in your humble-narrator's step today as I learned that the hot-air bloviator from Massachusetts Edward "Ted" Kennedy has a malignant brain tumor.
While most of the conservative commentators are quick to say that situations like this 'transcend' politics, and that Teddy should be 'kept in our prayers', I heartedly disagree.
Ted Kennedy, and his corrupt kin, richly deserve to suffer such a fate. I wonder what fat old Teddy is thinking about as he shuffles up and down the halls of Boston Hospital, dragging an IV cart along with him?
Is he thinking about all the damage he's done to this country? Is he wondering if criticizing our troops was worth it? Is the face of Mary Jo Kopechne flashing through his cancer ridden brain? Or how about all the boxes of cash he carried around the country when he and his pederast Nazi-loving father were buying votes to get JFK elected? Or how about when Ted drove around the country buying thousands of crates of his brother's ghost-written book "Profiles in Courag" in order to boost his brother's image in the polls?
I wonder, as a fresh searing jolt of pain streaks across his skull, if he's thinking about all the support for illegal immigration that he's put his significant weight behind? Will thousands of illegals be sending cards to Teddy that say "Que Te Mejores muy pronto!" Unfortunately, as I would tell these 'hard working' illegals - "Con el gracia de Dios, ese pinche maldito panson se va morir muy pronto!"
The Karma train waits for no one, including Edward Kennedy. It is no accident that there is a Kennedy "curse" - they've done plenty to engender ill-will and negative Karma.
Yup - I can think of no better punishment for such a one as Ted as a malignant brain tumor.
For all you atheists out there, listen up: There IS a God!