Sometimes I can be so cruel. As I passed a moment at the jungle gym I couldn't help but notice this 5' 2" butterball meandering around the area. It warmed the cockles of my heart to see this guy tear himself away from his 5,000 calories-per-day regimen (ie. the Super China Buffet diet), slap on the power socks (in stunning grey) and Addidas cross-trainers.
The racist T-shirt was a nice touch too.
No Climbing means You, Tiny!
I couldn't help but stare at the inscription.
The writing on the shirt literally translates as "long live my race" - but that sounds almost benevolent, don't you think? A more accurate phrasing, with inflection and intent would be "Latino Race Power"
In other words, try wearing a T-shirt with a picture of Odin sailing on a dragon boat with the words White Power stenciled over it. How far would that get you at the local Chuck E. Cheese? You'd probably get a little something extra under the cheese on your 16" to-go from Marcos and Pedro back in the kitchen. Oh that's right - I keep forgetting: only white people can be racists! Doh!
At least I can be happy that we've saved another hardworking, starving immigrant from certain death at the border. WHEW!!!
And he's probably here to do the work that American citizens just won't do. Now I know why Liberals feel so wonderful about themselves all the time. These socially liberal ways of thinking do release powerful endorphins into the neuromuscular system of the user ... It's very addictive.
I'm going to go lie down now.