31 October 2005
The Mayor of New Orleans has denied rumors that Mardi Gras is cancelled. He says he's expecting a record number of
floats this year on Main Street.
Five black men in purple dinner jackets and bow ties were found floating today under a pier in New Orleans. DNA tests
later identified them as The Drifters. Rumor has it they were under the boardwalk, down by the sea.
Hurricane Katrina - typical woman! When she came, she was warm, wild and wet. When she left, she took the house and
all its contents with her.
Two plane loads of volunteers left Detroit Michigan today bound for New Orleans to assist with the looting.